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Convict Fang Isgro
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NAME: "Inmate Fang "
ED. 1 of 4
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010201-4
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$ 350.00
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Inmate Isgro M27022, was sent to the newly reopened Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary on Alcatraz Island (CA) in 2035, after he was sentenced to life without parole for smuggling 25 trans fatty acid laden McDonald’s Cheeseburgers and 50 bags of french fries into New York City. He was caught when he tried to sell a cold, stale cheeseburger to an undercover food cop at the corner of 35th and 5th Ave. The cop approached him when the officer noticed a crowd of children gathering around Fang, and he offered Fang $1,000 for one cheeseburger and bag of fries. This food was deemed harmful to everyone in 2007 and entirely banned from the state in 2008.
The penalty for a single violation was 20 years to life. This was Fang’s first offense. Fang was killed in a food fight on August 11th, 2042, when inmates rioted because the cook replaced their cream of wheat with oatmeal.
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Convict Frenchy Jones
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NAME: "Inmate Frenchy"
ED. 2 of 4
Height 18"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010202-4
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$ 350.00
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ADD TO CART
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Inmate Jones, M27022, was sent to the newly reopened Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary on Alcatraz Island (CA) in 2035, after he was sentenced to life without parole for smuggling 25 trans fatty acid laden McDonald’s Cheeseburgers and 50 bags of french fries into New York City. He was caught when he tried to sell a cold, stale cheeseburger to an undercover food cop at the corner of 35th and 5th Ave. The cop approached him when the officer noticed a crowd of children gathering around Frenchy, and he offered Frenchy $1,000 for one cheeseburger and bag of fries. This food was deemed harmful to everyone in 2007 and entirely banned from the state in 2008.
The penalty for a single violation was 20 years to life. This was Frenchy’s first offense. Frenchy was killed in a food fight on August 11th, 2042, when inmates rioted because the cook replaced their cream of wheat with oatmeal.
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Convict Ripper Poore
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NAME: "Inmate Ripper"
ED. 3 of 4
Height 18 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
MF GALLERY /NOT AVAILABLE
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$ 350.00
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ADD TO CART
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Inmate Poore, M27022, was sent to the newly reopened Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary on Alcatraz Island (CA) in 2035, after he was sentenced to life without parole for smuggling 25 trans fatty acid laden McDonald’s Cheeseburgers and 50 bags of french fries into New York City. He was caught when he tried to sell a cold, stale cheeseburger to an undercover food cop at the corner of 35th and 5th Ave. The cop approached him when the officer noticed a crowd of children gathering around Ripper, and he offered Ripper $1,000 for one cheeseburger and bag of fries. This food was deemed harmful to everyone in 2007 and entirely banned from the state in 2008.
The penalty for a single violation was 20 years to life. This was Ripper’s first offense. Ripper was killed in a food fight on August 11th, 2042, when inmates rioted because the cook replaced their cream of wheat with oatmeal.
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Convict Shorty Moylan
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NAME: "Inmate Shorty"
ED. 4 of 4
Height 23"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010204-4
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$ 350.00
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ADD TO CART
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Inmate Moylan, M27022, was sent to the newly reopened Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary on Alcatraz Island (CA) in 2035, after he was sentenced to life without parole for smuggling 25 trans fatty acid laden McDonald’s Cheeseburgers and 50 bags of french fries into New York City. He was caught when he tried to sell a cold, stale cheeseburger to an undercover food cop at the corner of 35th and 5th Ave. The cop approached him when the officer noticed a crowd of children gathering around Shorty, and he offered Shorty $1,000 for one cheeseburger and bag of fries. This food was deemed harmful to everyone in 2007 and entirely banned from the state in 2008.
The penalty for a single violation was 20 years to life. This was Shorty’s first offense. Shorty was killed in a food fight on August 11th, 2042, when inmates rioted because the cook replaced their cream of wheat with oatmeal.
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