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Deadhead Alex Sanguine
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NAME: "Alex Sanguine"
ED 1 of 1.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140201-1
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$225.00
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Poor Deadhead Alex Sanguine was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Alex shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Alex, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Alex’s head. She was acquitted of the charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically incorrect Alex really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Gus Hornblower
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NAME: "Gus Hornblower"
ED. #1 of 2
Height 14"
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140101-2
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Gus Hornblower lost his head over a dame... he made the unfortunate mistake of falling in love with the wrong woman. While it was love at first sight for both Gus and Bessie when they met at the circus under the big top, Gus did not know that Bessie was the newly divorced ex-wife of circus performer Mark the Knife, an extremely jealous and vindictive sword swallower and knife thrower...
Mark was too smart to just chop of Gus’s head, but instead he challenged Gus to attempt the sword swallowing act... offering him a $50,000 prize if Gus was able to successfully swallow the sword as Mark could. Dumb ol’ Gus agreed, thinking that surely the sword was a fake and that he would have no trouble doing the same act...
It didn’t exactly turn out well for Gus, who, after twirling the sword in the air a bit to thrill the crowd, boldly thrust the very sharp sword down his throat, twisting and turning it as he thrust... suddenly, Gus’s head dropped right off his shoulders, neatly cleaved all ‘round.
No charges were ever filed against Mark the Knife, after all, he didn’t kill Gus..
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Deadhead Mortimer Cuddy
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NAME: "Mortimer Cuddy"
ED. #2 of 2
Height 14"
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140102-2
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Mortimer Cuddy lost his head over a dame... he made the unfortunate mistake of falling in love with the wrong woman. While it was love at first sight for both Mortimer and Bessie when they met at the circus under the big top, Mortimer did not know that Bessie was the newly divorced ex-wife of circus performer Mark the Knife, an extremely jealous and vindictive sword swallower and knife thrower...
Mark was too smart to just chop of Mortimer’s head, but instead he challenged Mortimer to attempt the sword swallowing act... offering him a $50,000 prize if Mortimer was able to successfully swallow the sword as Mark could. Dumb ol’ Mortimer agreed, thinking thatsurely the sword was a fake and that he would have no trouble doing the same act...
It didn’t exactly turn out well for Mortimer, who, after twirling the sword in the air a bit to thrill the crowd, boldly thrust the very sharp sword down his throat, twisting and turning it as he thrust... suddenly, Mortimer’s head dropped right off his shoulders, neatly cleaved all ‘round.
No charges were ever filed against Mark the Knife, after all, he didn’t kill Mortimer...
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Deadhead Royce Murdock
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NAME: "Royce"
ED #1 of 5.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140301-5
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Royce Murdock was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Royce shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Royce, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Royce’s head. She was acquitted of the charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically incorrect Royce really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Claude Montenegro
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NAME: "Claude"
ED #2 of 5.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140302-5
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Claude Montenegro was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Claude shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Claude, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Claude’s head. She was acquitted of the charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically incorrect Claude really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Lester Bailey
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NAME: "Lester"
ED #3 of 5.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140303-5
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Lester Bailey was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Lester shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Lester, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Lester’s head. She was acquitted of the charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically
incorrect Lester really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Hoss Toomey
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NAME: "Hoss"
ED #4 of 5.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140304-5
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Hoss Toomey was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Hoss shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Hoss, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Hoss’s head. She was acquitted of the charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically incorrect Hoss really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Bryan Littlerock
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NAME: "Bryan"
ED #5 of 5.
Height 16 "
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ITEM NUMBER:
103106-GCDH0140305-5
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$ 225.00
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Poor Deadhead Bryan Littlerock was at work one day when he and his male coworkers were sitting at their respective desks discussing political correctness... wondering what was the best (and politically correct) way to describe their female coworkers when those females were beset with their monthly hormonal imbalances...
Clueless Bryan shot off his mouth and blurted out that he thought these women behaved “like Indians on the war path,” an ignorant comment insulting both the women and Native Americans, which he immediately and deeply regretted. Unfortunately for Bryan, one of those women, whose hormones were extremely out of whack that month, overheard his remarks and, taking out her knitting needle, proceeded to dismantle the top of Bryan’s head. She was acquitted of the murder charges against her when she demonstrated that she was really not herself when she committed the murder, and besides, politically incorrect Bryan really deserved what he got.
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Deadhead Penny Wolfe
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NAME: "Penny Wolfe"
ED # 1 of 3.
Height 14 1/2"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCHCW0090201-3
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$ 250.00
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Penny was the original “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” wife. Her patient and understanding husband Ralph however, ran out of patience and understanding when Penny vigorously continued her social life despite her frequent headaches- while ignoring his ‘needs.’
One night at a party, as Penny was flirting with off duty police officer Fred Clap, Ralph made the unprecedented bold, intriguing and yet ultimately foolish move of throwing a hatchet at her head while muttering loudly to himself “Now you’ll really have a headache, bitch!”
Later, his life sentence was commuted by a judge whose own wife had used the same tired phrase throughout their 52 year marriage.
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