 |
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
I WAS STOLEN IN MIAMI FLORIDA
|
Dr.
Theophile Kevorkian
|
|
NAME:
"Theophile "
ED.#
1 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
STOLEN
11/9/2007
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956, Dr.
Theophile Kevorkian was a 16 year
old, impressionable Harvard medical
student in the exciting field of
forensic science. His professor, Dr.
Fortunato Fidelis, was working on a
case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig
farmer. So brilliant was Theo at
that tender age, the science prodigy
was asked by his professor to assist
in dissecting the farmer’s head,
seeking clues to the man’s killer.
Theo found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck,
leading Kevorkian to correctly
conclude that the poor pig farmer
had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Theophile, that
severed heads became his lifelong
passion- and hobby. Dr. Theophile
Kevorkian became an expert at luring
homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved
science. Since no one ever missed
the homeless men he beheaded and
pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won
the prestigious Nobel Prize for
discoveries concerning
organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior
patterns in brain cells.
|
THIS DOLL CHARACTER IS
CONSIDERED STOLEN PROPERTY. IF
YOU SEE THIS DOLL OR IF YOU KNOW
THE INDIVIDUAL WHO STOLE IT,
PLEASE CONTACT ME:
|
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Egas Feelgood
|
|
NAME:
"Egas"
ED.#
2 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040102-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Egas Feelgood was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Feelgood at that tender
age, the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Egas found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Feelgood to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Egas, that severed heads
became his lifelong passion- and hobby. Dr.
Egas Feelgood became an expert at luring
homeless men to his laboratory, offering
them a free meal before he sacrificed them
to his beloved science. Since no one ever
missed the homeless men he beheaded and
pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Casper Who
|
|
NAME:
"Casper"
ED.#
3 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040103-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Casper Who was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Who at that tender age, the
science prodigy was asked by his professor
to assist in dissecting the farmer’s head,
seeking clues to the man’s killer. Casper
found microscopic traces of spinach around
the dead man’s neck, leading Who to
correctly conclude that the poor pig farmer
had been butchered by a rabid vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Casper, that severed
heads became his lifelong passion- and
hobby. Dr. Casper Who became an expert at
luring homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved science.
Since no one ever missed the homeless men he
beheaded and pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Sherlock Watson
|
|
NAME:
"Sherlock"
ED.#4
of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040104-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Sherlock Watson was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Sherlock at that tender
age, the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Watson found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Watson to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Sherlock, that severed
heads became his lifelong passion- and
hobby. Dr. Sherlock Watson became an expert
at luring homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved science.
Since no one ever missed the homeless men he
beheaded and pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Harpo Phill
|
|
NAME:
"Harpo"
ED.#
5 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040105-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Harpo Phill was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Harpo at that tender age,
the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Phill found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Phill to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Harpo, that severed
heads became his lifelong passion- and
hobby. Dr. Harpo Phill became an expert at
luring homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved science.
Since no one ever missed the homeless men he
beheaded and pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Hippocrates Spock
|
|
NAME:
"Hippo"
ED.#
6 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040106-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Hippocrates Spock was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Spock at that tender age,
the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Spock found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Spock to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Hippocrates, that
severed heads became his lifelong passion-
and hobby. Dr. Spock became an expert at
luring homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved science.
Since no one ever missed the homeless men he
beheaded and pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
James Brothers
|
|
NAME:
"Jimmy Jim"
ED.#
7 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040107-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. James Brothers was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Brothers at that tender
age, the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Brothers found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Brothers to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young James, that severed
heads became his lifelong passion- and
hobby. Dr. Brothers became an expert at
luring homeless men to his laboratory,
offering them a free meal before he
sacrificed them to his beloved science.
Since no one ever missed the homeless men he
beheaded and pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr.
Sigmond Fraude
|
|
NAME:
"Siggy"
ED.#
8 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
NOT
AVAILABLE
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Sigmond Fraude was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Sigmond Fraude at that
tender age, the science prodigy was asked by
his professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Sigmond found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Fraude to correctly conclude that the poor
pig farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Sigmond, that severed
heads became his lifelong passion- and
hobby. Dr. Fraude became an expert at luring
homeless men to his laboratory, offering
them a free meal before he sacrificed them
to his beloved science. Since no one ever
missed the homeless men he beheaded and
pickled, his secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
|
|
Dr. Carl
Hung
|
|
NAME:
"Hung"
ED.#
9 of 9
Height 15"
|
|
ITEM NUMBER:
050807-GCMS0040109-9
|
|
$ 325.00
|
|
ADD TO CART
|
|
|
In 1956,
Dr. Carl Hung was a 16 year old,
impressionable Harvard medical student in
the exciting field of forensic science. His
professor, Dr. Fortunato Fidelis, was
working on a case with local law enforcement
involving the decapitation of a pig farmer.
So brilliant was Carl Hung at that tender
age, the science prodigy was asked by his
professor to assist in dissecting the
farmer’s head, seeking clues to the man’s
killer. Carl found microscopic traces of
spinach around the dead man’s neck, leading
Hung to correctly conclude that the poor pig
farmer had been butchered by a rabid
vegetarian.
The dissecting experience proved so
intriguing to young Carl, that severed heads
became his lifelong passion- and hobby. Dr.
Hung became an expert at luring homeless men
to his laboratory, offering them a free meal
before he sacrificed them to his beloved
science. Since no one ever missed the
homeless men he beheaded and pickled, his
secret was safe.
In 1997, he won the
prestigious Nobel Prize for discoveries
concerning organization and elicitation of
individual and social behavior patterns in
brain cells.
|
|
